The Chimp-O-Matic

Below are some wordings said by our President Pervaiz Musharraf in a conference held 2 days before in Barlos :

- I am not at all a politician. I don't think I'm cut out for politics. I am certainly not going to stand for election.

- Is this the way of life that Islam teaches us? That we fight amongst ourselves and feel scared of fellow Muslims. Islam teaches tolerance, not hatred; universal brotherhood, not enmity; peace, and not violence.

- There is nothing wrong with intellectual differences flowing from freedom of thought as long as such differences remain confined to intellectual debates.

- We claim Islam as Deen or a complete way of life.

Waiting for your comments on these statements said by our Lovingly President.

The Chimp O Matic

There's no doubt his hatred is mainly directed at us. There's no doubt he can't stand us. After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.
--George W. Bush

The Chimp-O-Matic

Had we to do it over again, we would look at the consequences of catastrophic success, being so successful so fast that an enemy that should have surrendered or been done in escaped and lived to fight another day.
--George w. Bush

telling Time magazine that he underestimated the Iraqi resistance

The Chimp-O-Matic

You've heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with W?

--George w. Bush

The Chimp-O-Matic

The woman who knew that i had a dyslexia....I never interviewed her.

..George W. Bush